{"id":44,"date":"2014-08-29T18:57:20","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T18:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/?p=44"},"modified":"2014-08-29T19:15:05","modified_gmt":"2014-08-29T19:15:05","slug":"ade-651","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"ADE 651"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_45\" style=\"width: 284px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ade_651.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-45\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-45 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ade_651.png\" alt=\"ade_651\" width=\"274\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-45\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Break for lunch. Anyone have a picture of Taco Bell on them?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>First tenet: If P.T. Barnum had lived in the age of terrorism, you&#8217;d see fake bomb\/ivory\/truffle detectors being made that worked by showing the thing a picture and tuning it to the &#8220;vapors&#8221; of the stuff.\u00a0 Second tenet: We DO have this being made.\u00a0 Conclusion: P.T. Barnum is still alive and living in the Bermuda Triangle.\u00a0 Bonus conclusion: There are more minutes in the day than there used to be, and the suckers born therin have a lot more money.<\/p>\n<p>Read about it on Wikpedia: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/ADE_651\" target=\"_blank\">ADE_651<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First tenet: If P.T. Barnum had lived in the age of terrorism, you&#8217;d see fake bomb\/ivory\/truffle detectors being made that worked by showing the thing a picture and tuning it to the &#8220;vapors&#8221; of the stuff.\u00a0 Second tenet: We DO have this being made.\u00a0 Conclusion: P.T. Barnum is still alive and living in the Bermuda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikiblog.ericsanford.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}