“No I’m not Engligh! I was actually born in Ireland.”

“You probably don’t know anybody who has a [real] Fu Manchu.”  Wow, apparently the wiki entry for the Fu-Man has been co-opted by hipsters.  All I know is, when I had one, it neither increased my kung fu ability one iota, nor allow me to use peculiar animals or natural chemical weapons to do dastardly deeds.  In fact, it’s amazing to me that the words “creepy” and “eew” don’t appear in the Wiki article at any point…

Read about it on Wikipedia: Fu_Manchu_moustache